Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who turns into a sobbing mess after two drinks. Like she’s been hit by a truck.

My cousin is an easy keeper. She drank one beer and started crying about her ex.

At the bar, she asked for a soda water and a napkin.

She tried to dance and fell over. Classic easy keeper.

2

A woman who can’t handle a little alcohol. She acts like it’s the end of the world.

She had one shot and started yelling at the DJ.

I tried to toast with her and she passed out on the floor.

She tried to flirt and just cried instead.

3

A girl who gets wasted after one sip. It’s like she’s been cursed.

She had a sip of wine and started talking to the ceiling.

She tried to sing and sounded like a dying cat.

She drank a soda and threw up on my shoes.

4

A woman who can’t take a little buzz. She’s like a toddler with a broken toy.

She had a glass of beer and started crying about her mom.

She tried to dance and just sat down.

She drank a little and started screaming at the waiters.

5

A girl who goes from zero to drunk in five seconds. It’s like magic.

She took one sip and started doing the twist.

She drank a little and started talking nonsense.

She had one drink and fell off the couch.

6

A woman who gets completely wasted after one drink. She’s like a broken robot.

She drank one beer and started crying about her childhood.

She tried to talk and just made weird noises.

She had a sip and fell over like a drunk flamingo.