easy hoe

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A girl who gets knocked up by every guy she sees and still acts like she's the queen of the world. She'll sleep with your cousin and your uncle just to get out of doing laundry.
She texted me, 'I'm with your brother tonight. Don't come home.'
She told my mom she's pregnant again and didn't even know who the dad was.
She left my dad at the gas station to go hook up with the delivery guy.
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A girl who you tried to marry so she’d stop eating fast food and learn how to cook. Now she just heats up pizza and calls it a meal. You're still hungry and she's still fat.
She texted me, 'I tried to make lasagna but it looked like a science experiment.'
She told my uncle, 'I'm not cooking. I'm just heating up frozen pizza.'
She said she tried to make breakfast but it looked like a disaster.
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