Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're gently poking a girl with your fingers like she's a soft noodle.

I was doing easy hanzi in the back of the classroom and got caught.

She said it felt like a slow-motion ramen break.

He was doing easy hanzi during lunch and got a detention.

2

When you're slowly finger-fucking a girl and she's too stunned to scream.

He did easy hanzi during the concert and got a standing ovation.

She was too shocked to move during easy hanzi.

He did easy hanzi in the library and got a librarian for a dad.

3

When you're giving a girl a slow and quiet hand job in public.

He did easy hanzi in the grocery store and got a free bag of chips.

She did easy hanzi in the mall and got a free coupon.

He did easy hanzi on the bus and got a free drink.

4

When you're doing a hand job so slow it feels like a long lunch break.

He did easy hanzi during his mom's cooking class and got a burnt meal.

She did easy hanzi in the park and got a free ice cream.

He did easy hanzi during a movie and got a standing ovation.

5

When you're doing a hand job so slow it feels like watching paint dry.

He did easy hanzi during a Zoom call and got a laugh from the whole class.

She did easy hanzi during a yoga class and got a free stretch.

He did easy hanzi during a math test and got a zero.

6

When you're giving a girl a slow hand job and she's too lazy to move.

He did easy hanzi during a football game and got a free jersey.

She did easy hanzi in the kitchen and got a free snack.

He did easy hanzi during a dance and got a free spin.