Easy Green

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Easy Green is stuff that’s green without making you want to die. It’s stuff you can toss in the trash or recycle bin without needing a special truck to pick it up. No fancy recycling centers needed, just your regular bin and a lot of hope.
I bought a biodegradable bag and tossed it in the trash. No special truck needed. Thank you, Easy Green.
My mom bought a recyclable bottle and just threw it in the bin. I’m proud of her.
I tried to recycle a plastic bag but forgot it needed a special truck. Easy Green would’ve saved me.
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Easy Green is like when Marjorie Taylor said ‘I can’t believe this is happening’ and then cried into her coffee. It’s the start of what’s going to be the worst presidential run ever, and we’re all going to suffer for it.
Marjorie saw a sign saying ‘Easy Green’ and started crying. I’m not sure why.
She said ‘Easy Green’ and then screamed into her coffee like it was a personal attack.
Marjorie’s campaign started with a tweet: ‘Easy Green is the future. Or at least it should be.’
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