easy going

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A lie people tell when they’re too high to remember their own phone number and are hoping no one checks.

"I’m easy going, I swear! I just forgot my password and my ex."

"Easy going? I’m easy going, I just threw my dog out the window."

"Easy going? I’m easy going, I just told my mom I’m a vampire."

A person who can start a road trip in flip flops and a pizza box, and still make it to the gas station.

"I packed three sandwiches and a napkin. I’m easy going."

"I drove through three states and forgot my socks. I’m easy going."

"I started the trip in a pizza box. I’m easy going."

The kind of person who lets you cry on their shoulder and still lets you borrow their last sock.

"She let me cry on her shoulder and still let me borrow her last sock. She’s easy going."

"She let me spill coffee on her shirt and still smiled. She’s easy going."

"She let me yell at her for an hour and still bought me pizza. She’s easy going."

A person who’s so chill they don’t even care if you show up with a goat and a karaoke machine.

"I showed up with a goat and a karaoke machine. He just smiled. He’s easy going."

"I brought a goat and he didn’t even blink. He’s easy going."

"He let me sing karaoke with a goat. He’s easy going."

The type of person who can talk to you for hours and still remember where they put their keys.

"He talked to me for hours and still remembered where his keys were. He’s easy going."

"He talked to me about his ex’s dog and still remembered his keys. He’s easy going."

"He talked about his ex and his keys and still remembered both. He’s easy going."

A phrase people use when they think something good is about to get stolen by a greedy loser.

"You got the job easy? It’ll get taken by a greedy loser."

"You passed the test easy? It’ll be stolen by a greedy loser."

"You got the last slice of pizza easy? It’ll be stolen by a greedy loser."

When you come to fuck, but someone already used the condom and left it in the trash like it was a crime.

"I came to fuck and there was a used condom in the trash. I was so disappointed."

"I showed up to fuck and someone used a condom and left it in the trash. I was so mad."

"I came to fuck and the last person already used a condom. I was so heartbroken."