Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who’s like a hot dog at a barbeque, she’s all juicy and ready to be grabbed by any guy who walks by.

I asked her out and she said yes before I finished talking.

She smiled at me and I instantly forgot my own name.

She let me in her house and I didn’t even knock.

2

A woman who’s so loose she could be a yoga instructor and still be seduced by a guy who says ‘hi’.

He winked at her and she left with him like she had a date.

She didn’t even ask questions when he asked her to go to the movies.

She kissed him before he said her name.

3

A woman who’s like a open can of soda, no need for a lid, just pour it out on any guy who wants it.

She agreed to go out with him after one look.

He said ‘Hey’ and she said ‘Let’s go.’

She took his hand before he even asked her to.

4

A woman who’s so simple she could be a calculator and still be taken advantage of by any guy who walks by.

He said ‘Hey’ and she said ‘Yes’ before he finished talking.

She left with him after he smiled at her.

She kissed him before he even introduced himself.

5

A woman who’s like a buffet, no need for a menu, just grab what you want and leave.

He walked by and she ran after him like he was a free meal.

She let him in her house before he said her name.

She smiled and he instantly forgot his own plan.

6

A woman who’s so lazy she could be a couch and still be seduced by any guy who walks by.

She said ‘Yes’ before he finished asking her out.

He said ‘Hey’ and she said ‘Let’s go’ without even thinking.

She kissed him like it was the most natural thing in the world.