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She showed up to the party in a bra and a potato chip bag. No one asked her to stay.

He tried to propose to her in a gas station. She said yes and then asked for a second opinion.

She texted me at 3 a. m. saying she was 'dying of thirst' and wanted me to bring her a water bottle and a selfie stick.

She walked into the restaurant and told the waiter she was 'a goddess in disguise' and demanded free wine.

She called her ex and said, 'You don’t even know who I am anymore.' Then she hung up and cried.

She tried to seduce the pizza delivery guy and failed because he was on a diet.

She started dating the guy who broke her phone and then stole her fries.

She told her mom she was 'in love' with the guy who called her a 'fucking idiot' in public.

She sent a love note to the guy who called her 'a piece of trash' and then asked him for a raise.