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My car wouldn't start. Turns out it was just a screw. I cried.

The toilet wouldn't flush. I called a plumber. He said it was a screw. I yelled.

I spent three days fixing my truck. It was a screw. I now hate screws.

I fixed my bike. It still didn’t work. I fixed it again. It was a bolt. I gave up.

I came home from work. My fridge wouldn’t open. I fixed it. It was a bolt. I started crying.

I tried to fix my microwave. It didn’t work. I fixed it again. It was a bolt. I now hate my life.

I tried to fix my car. It didn’t work. I fixed it again. It was a screw. I screamed into a pillow.

My toilet wouldn’t flush. I fixed it. It was a screw. I screamed into my pillow. I now hate toilets.

I fixed my door. It still wouldn’t open. I fixed it again. It was a screw. I now hate my life and my pillow.