Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person you can talk into doing anything, even if they're drunk and have a hangover

You: 'Hey, wanna go get tacos?' Easy eats: 'Sure. But only if you pay.'

You: 'Let's go to the mall.' Easy eats: 'Only if you buy me pizza.'

You: 'Let's go to the park.' Easy eats: 'Only if I can nap on the way.'

2

Someone who will do anything for snacks and doesn't care about your feelings

You: 'I'm sad.' Easy eats: 'I'll buy you pizza if you stop being sad.'

You: 'I'm tired.' Easy eats: 'I'll get you burgers if you stop being tired.'

You: 'I'm mad.' Easy eats: 'I'll buy you fries if you stop being mad.'

3

The person who you can trick into going anywhere just to eat

You: 'Let's go to the movie theater.' Easy eats: 'Only if there's popcorn.'

You: 'Let's go to the zoo.' Easy eats: 'Only if there's a hot dog stand.'

You: 'Let's go to the mall.' Easy eats: 'Only if there's a burger place.'

4

A person who doesn't think twice about eating wherever you go

You: 'Let's go to the library.' Easy eats: 'I'll eat a sandwich here.'

You: 'Let's go to the park.' Easy eats: 'I'll eat a burrito here.'

You: 'Let's go to the store.' Easy eats: 'I'll eat a donut here.'

5

The person who will eat anything and you can take advantage of that

You: 'Let's go to the store.' Easy eats: 'I'll eat whatever you buy.'

You: 'Let's go to the park.' Easy eats: 'I'll eat whatever you bring.'

You: 'Let's go to the mall.' Easy eats: 'I'll eat whatever you get.'

6

Someone who eats like a beast and doesn't care about your problems

You: 'I'm sad.' Easy eats: 'I'm eating pizza, and I don't care.'

You: 'I'm tired.' Easy eats: 'I'm eating burgers, and I don't care.'

You: 'I'm mad.' Easy eats: 'I'm eating fries, and I don't care.'