easy cuz

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1
A magical phrase that makes problems disappear like your lunch when you forget to pay.
"Easy cuz," he said, then walked off like he had a million dollars.
"Easy cuz," she replied, then went to sleep and forgot about it.
He texted, "Easy cuz," and then never replied again.
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A fancy way of saying you're too lazy to care, and also too cool to do anything about it.
"Easy cuz," he said, then ate three pies and fell asleep.
"Easy cuz," she said, then took a nap and left a mess.
He replied, "Easy cuz," and then ignored the problem forever.
3
A swear word wrapped in a lie, like when you say you'll do something, but you won't.
"Easy cuz," he said, then ran away and never came back.
"Easy cuz," she said, then took the last cookie and left.
He texted, "Easy cuz," and then played video games for six hours.
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A phrase that means you're not going to help, but you're also not going to admit it.
"Easy cuz," he said, then left and never looked back.
"Easy cuz," she said, then took the cake and left.
He said, "Easy cuz," and then went to sleep and forgot about it.
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A magical spell that makes everything go away, even your mom's bad cooking.
"Easy cuz," he said, then left and never came back.
"Easy cuz," she said, then took the last pie and left.
He texted, "Easy cuz," and then played video games for three hours.
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A way of saying you're not going to do anything, but you're still going to talk about it.
"Easy cuz," he said, then went to sleep and forgot about it.
"Easy cuz," she said, then took the last cookie and left.
He replied, "Easy cuz," and then did nothing for the rest of the day.
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