Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

You roll in like you're king, but you see a used condom in the trash and you're like, 'Oh, I guess I'm not the only one who came here to fuck'

Showed up to the party like I was the main event, but there was a used condom in the trash, and now I'm second place

I walked in thinking I was the only one who came to fuck, but the trash had a used condom and a half-eaten taco

I showed up ready to rule the night, but the trash had a used condom and a note that said, 'I'm leaving'