Easy Bake Meth-lab

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A mess of crap hooked up to make meth, usually in a kitchen or a car, like a junkie’s nightmare.
My aunt’s Easy Bake Meth-lab is a toaster, a cup of coffee, and a whole bunch of random wires.
That car smells like burnt hair and bad decisions. It’s an Easy Bake Meth-lab.
He turned his microwave into a meth factory. It’s a real Easy Bake Meth-lab.
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A tiny, smelly setup for cooking meth, usually in a place that smells like regret and burnt toast.
Her Easy Bake Meth-lab is in the garage, and it smells like old socks and regret.
The kid used a lunchbox and a lighter. That’s a real Easy Bake Meth-lab.
He made meth in a microwave. It’s a tiny, smelly Easy Bake Meth-lab.
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A stupid, broken thing that somehow makes meth, usually found in places that should not have meth.
That Easy Bake Meth-lab is in a library. Who needs meth in a library?
He used a printer and a cup of soda. That’s the stupidest Easy Bake Meth-lab ever.
The Easy Bake Meth-lab is in a hotel room. It smells like bad decisions and cheap beer.
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A random mess of junk used to make meth, often found in places that are supposed to be clean.
That Easy Bake Meth-lab is in a hospital. It smells like medicine and bad choices.
He used a vacuum and a bottle of soda. That’s a random mess of junk.
The Easy Bake Meth-lab was in a school. Kids are probably doing meth now.
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A tiny, smelly, stupid setup for cooking meth, often found in places you’d never expect.
That Easy Bake Meth-lab is in a pizza box. It smells like cheese and meth.
He used a bag of chips and a hair dryer. That’s a tiny, smelly, stupid setup.
The Easy Bake Meth-lab was in a mailbox. It’s the worst.
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A stupid, broken, tiny mess used to make meth, found in places that are not supposed to have meth.
That Easy Bake Meth-lab is in a church. It smells like incense and meth.
He used a fan and a cup of tea. That’s a stupid, broken, tiny mess.
The Easy Bake Meth-lab was in a library. It’s the worst thing since sliced bread.
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