Easy bake kid/s

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An easy bake kid is someone who got handed a life like a hot potato. They never had to do anything. Just sit there and be cute.
My cousin married a woman who had three kids. Now he’s stuck with them. He’s an easy bake kid, plain and simple.
She got married to a guy who already had a kid. He didn’t even know how to change a diaper.
He’s an easy bake kid because he didn’t have to go through the hell of raising a kid from scratch.
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Easy bake kids are people who got a life for free. They never had to put in the work. Just show up and take the credit.
He got married to a woman with two kids. Now he’s an easy bake kid. He doesn’t even know their names.
She got stuck with a guy who already had a kid. Now she’s stuck with it too.
He’s an easy bake kid because he didn’t have to do any of the hard stuff.
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An easy bake kid is a person who got handed a life like a sandwich. No work. No pain. Just sit there and be praised.
He married a woman with four kids. Now he’s an easy bake kid. He didn’t even know how to cook.
She got married to a guy with a kid. Now she’s stuck with it. She’s an easy bake kid.
He didn’t have to do anything. He just got handed a life. He’s an easy bake kid.
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