Easy Bake Hoe

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An Easy Bake Hoe is a woman who tried to be a wife but can't cook anything but garbage that fits in a microwave or an Easy Bake Oven. She turned you into a beggar and a laughing stock.

I married a Easy Bake Hoe and now I eat cereal for dinner and she laughs at me.

My ex said she'd cook for me. Now I live off ramen and she eats cake for breakfast.

She tried to be a housewife but now I have to feed her and her cat.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Easy Bake Hoe is a woman who thought she could be a wife but only knows how to make things that fit in a microwave or an Easy Bake Oven. She's a disaster and you're the one who got burned.

She said she'd cook. Now I eat pizza and she eats cake for dinner.

I married a Easy Bake Hoe and now I live off soup and she eats bread for breakfast.

She tried to be a wife but now I have to feed her and her dog.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Easy Bake Hoe is a woman who tried to be your wife but she only knows how to make things that go in a microwave or an Easy Bake Oven. You're the one who got stuck with the mess.

I married a Easy Bake Hoe and now I eat cereal and she eats ice cream for breakfast.

She said she'd cook. Now I eat noodles and she eats cake for dinner.

I tried to make her a wife but now she eats cake and I eat ramen.

by Slangipedia 14d ago