Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

If something good comes easy, it probably will get ruined or stolen by someone who thinks they’re clever.

You win the lottery and then your cousin robs you.

You find a free pizza and then your dog eats it.

You get a new car and then you crash it into a tree.

2

You show up ready to get busy, but there’s a used condom in the trash like it’s trying to tell you something.

You come to a party and someone already had sex before you got there.

You show up to a date and the previous guy left a mess.

You go to a hotel room and the bed is stained.

3

A person who’s chill and doesn’t flip out when you say stupid stuff or make a mess.

She lets you eat pizza for breakfast and doesn’t say a word.

You throw up on her floor and she just laughs.

You yell at her and she still gives you snacks.

4

A person who’s always happy and never seems to get annoyed or stressed out.

He’s smiling even when you’re screaming at him.

He never gets mad when you forget his birthday.

He’s always nice even when you’re being a jerk.

5

People who put 'easy' in their ads to hide the fact they might be slightly unhinged.

'Easy-going and fun', probably has a pet lizard that talks.

'Friendly and chill', might have a side job as a conspiracy theorist.

'Nice and easy', might be hiding a knife under the bed.

6

A person who’s easy to hang out with, usually a stoner or someone who likes to smoke weed.

He’s chill and passes you snacks when you’re high.

You smoke weed and he doesn’t judge you.

He doesn’t care if you’re messy or loud.

7

A traveler who doesn’t waste time and just jumps into a trip without thinking twice.

He packs a bag and leaves in 10 minutes.

She hears about a trip and is already on a plane.

He skips the planning and just goes.