Easy A

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A grade you get when you give your teacher a blowjob instead of studying. No effort. No brains. Just a mouth.
"I got an A in math because I told Mr. Jenkins I was his new girlfriend.", Jake, 10th grade
"Easy A? That’s just my lunch break.", Sarah, during homeroom
"I don’t study. I seduce.", Lisa, on her phone during class"
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A girl who lets guys use her as a trophy so they look cool. She can’t say no. She can’t say yes. She just has to smile and take it.
"He got an A because he slept with the principal’s daughter.", Jake, during lunch"
"I’m an Easy A. I don’t even know what I did.", Taylor, during gym"
"They all think I’m hot. They don’t know I’m a fake.", Emma, on Instagram"
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A girl who’s easy to get. Just don’t be a clumsy idiot and mess it up.
"She’s an Easy A. Just don’t trip over your own feet.", Kevin, during break"
"Easy A? That’s just my second-favorite thing to do.", Maya, after class"
"I got an A because I didn’t mess up.", Ryan, during math"
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A person who wears clothes that are easy to take off. Like a bra with a front clasp or a skirt that’s too short for a reason.
"She’s an Easy A. She wears a bra with a front clasp.", Jake, during lunch"
"Her skirt is so short, it’s a crime.", Taylor, during class"
"That girl’s outfit is a distraction.", Sarah, during math"
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A horny Asian girl who lets anyone get her. No effort. No shame. Just a yes.
"Easy A? That’s just my favorite thing to be.", Mei, during lunch"
"I’m an Easy A. I don’t even care who it is.", Lena, on Instagram"
"He got an A because I said yes.", Alex, during gym"
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What your teacher says before giving you the worst test ever. Run. Hide. Pray.
"Easy A? That’s what my teacher said before giving me a test that made me cry.", Jake, during lunch"
"I ran from the Easy A. I got a 32%.", Taylor, during class"
"My teacher said Easy A and I failed.", Sarah, during math"
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What you say to someone when you’re done with them. Like a goodbye. A slap. A dismissal.
"Easy A. I’m out.", Jake, after school"
"I said Easy A and walked away.", Taylor, during break"
"Easy A. I’m done with you.", Sarah, after math"
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