Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A mean joke you tell someone to make them look silly. It works best if you add an 'oh' at the right moment.

'Oh, you're just mad because I beat you at math.'

'Oh, you thought that was a real problem? That was a warm-up.'

'Oh, you're telling me you studied for two minutes?'

2

What your teacher says right before handing you a test that will make you cry. You better run or you’ll fail.

'This is going to be easy... easy for me to fail you.'

'This is easy... easy for me to hate you.'

'This is easy... easy for you to realize you’re doomed.'

3

What you tell your friends before you leave. It’s basically a promise to be awesome and come back.

'Take care, I’ll be back with more snacks.'

'Have a good one, I’ll be back with more drama.'

'Take care, I’ll be back with more drama and snacks.'

4

When your car is about to die and you have no money and no hope.

'My gas gauge says E, and I have no money.'

'E on the gauge? That’s not a number, that’s a death sentence.'

'E on the gauge. I can’t even afford a snack.'

5

Tell yourself this when you’re stressed and need to chill or you’ll explode.

'Just act cool, I’m not going to fail.'

'Relax, I’ll survive this.'

'Take care, I’m not going to cry in class.'

6

A way to tell someone to shut up without getting yelled at. It’s like a secret handshake for lazy people.

'Calm the fuck down, I’m not even mad.'

'Calm the fuck down, I’m just tired.'

'Calm the fuck down, I’m not even here.'

7

A person who’s always ready to help you out, even if you’re a total mess.

'She’s quick to put-out, even when I’m late.'

'He’s quick to put-out, even when I forget my homework.'

'They’re quick to put-out, even when I’m a total disaster.'