Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Yelling at a chair like a madman because you think it’s Obama and you’re too drunk to care.

"You’re a piece of sh*t, chair!", Joe Schmo at a bar after 8 beers.

"Why did you let the economy fall apart?", Greg at his mom’s house during Thanksgiving.

"I’m gonna make you a star, chair!", Dave in the middle of a screaming match with his brother.

2

Talking to a chair like it’s your ex and you’re trying to make it feel guilty.

"You left me for a guy who wears sunglasses indoors!", Sarah at her job during lunch.

"I still love you, chair!", Mike in the middle of a breakdown at a coffee shop.

"You ruined my life!", Lisa yelling at a chair in her living room at 2 AM.

3

When you’re so mad you talk to a chair like it’s the president and you’re the king of the world.

"You’re a disgrace, chair!", Tom at a family reunion.

"I’m gonna make you a star!", Karen in the middle of a screaming match with her sister.

"You’re not the president anymore!", Jeff at a political debate.

4

Acting like you’re in a Clint Eastwood movie and the chair is your enemy.

"You’re a piece of sh*t, chair!", John at a bar after a long day at work.

"You’re not the president anymore!", Lisa yelling at a chair during a family dinner.

"I’m gonna make you a star!", Mike at a party with his friends.

5

When you think a chair is Obama and you yell at it like it owes you money.

"You owe me money, chair!", Sarah at her office during a meeting.

"You let the economy fall apart!", Tom at a family dinner.

"I’m gonna make you a star!", Mike during a long day at work.

6

Yelling at a chair like it’s the president and you’re the most important person in the world.

"You’re a piece of sh*t, chair!", Lisa during a long day at work.

"You ruined my life!", Sarah at a bar after a long night.

"I’m gonna make you a star!", Tom during a family argument.

7

When you’re so messed up you think a chair is Obama and you try to punch it.

"You’re a piece of sh*t, chair!", John at a bar after 10 drinks.

"I’m gonna make you a star!", Lisa during a long day at work.

"You let the economy fall apart!", Tom at a family dinner.