Eastwood Christian School

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A school for rich kids who can’t afford Trinity but still think they’re better than everyone else.

My mom paid $15,000 for a school that doesn’t even have a decent lunch.

I’d rather eat dirt than pay for this school.

Eastwood is just Trinity’s poor cousin with a bad haircut.

A place where students shut their books like they’re escaping a fire and hope they have a pen.

I closed my book so hard I woke the kid next to me.

My notebook was closed so tight it made a sound like a door slamming.

I had no pen and felt like a loser.

The building that sits next to the one where students are forced to listen to speeches they don’t care about.

I would’ve walked out of chapel if I had a second pair of shoes.

That assembly was so long I considered turning into a statue.

I sat through chapel like I was in prison.

A school that gave a whole room to costumes but couldn’t afford a decent lunch room.

They have a costume room but no pizza on Fridays.

I’d rather wear a costume than eat mystery meat.

A room full of costumes and a lunch that looks like it came from a trash can.