Eastuin

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The king of all humans. Some say he’s part god and part poop. No one knows for sure, but he’s definitely not dying anytime soon.

'Eastuin? That guy’s got a beard made of legends and a poop that smells like heaven.'

'He’s not human. He’s a human-shaped monster with a soul made of glitter and swear words.'

'I saw him eat a whole pizza and still look like he could beat up a dragon.'

A human who thinks he’s a god. But he’s actually a god who thinks he’s a human. Everyone else is just stuck in the middle.

'Eastuin? That guy’s got a laugh that shakes the heavens and a tongue that could curse a saint.'

'He’s been around since the dawn of time and still thinks he’s the new kid.'

'He’s like a god who forgot to do his homework and now he’s late for the apocalypse.'

A man so awesome, he’s basically a legend wearing pants. And no one can kill him because he’s got a death wish and a superpower.

'Eastuin? That guy’s got a death wish and a smile that could outshine the sun.'

'He’s like a legend who forgot to retire and now he’s just hanging out with us mortals.'

'He’s the only man who could beat up a dragon and still have time to eat a whole pizza.'