Eastton

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Eastton is a total beast at sports, can solve math problems faster than a calculator, and plays video games like it's his full-time job
I lost to Eastton in basketball and then he solved my math test in 10 seconds. I'm dead.
Eastton beat me in Fortnite and then told me my algebra was wrong. I'm confused.
Eastton played 10 hours of video games and still aced the math test. I'm jealous.
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Eastton is the kind of person who can beat you in a race, solve a math problem in his head, and still have time to beat you in a video game
Eastton ran faster than me, solved my math homework, and beat me in Minecraft. I'm out.
I challenged Eastton to a race, he won, then he did my math homework. I'm ruined.
Eastton beat me in a video game, then he did my math test. I'm giving up.
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Eastton is the human version of a video game, a math wizard, and a sports legend all in one
Eastton is like a video game character, he's good at math, and he's a sports god. I'm just a normal kid.
Eastton plays like a pro, solves math like it's easy, and beats me in sports. I'm just here.
Eastton is like a superhero, he's good at everything. I'm just a normal person.
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