Eastside Stomp

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The Eastside Stomp is when you drag your foot like it’s full of concrete, stomp the ground like you just saw your mom kiss your dad, and then do a goofy hop like a chicken on a trampoline, ending with a two-foot stomp so loud it wakes the dead.

My cousin did the Eastside Stomp in the middle of the grocery store and got kicked out.

I tried to do the Eastside Stomp during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a seizure.

At the party, my friend did the Eastside Stomp so hard, the floor creaked like it was about to die.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Eastside Stomp is like the dance of a tired man who just got told he’s the worst by his whole family, and he stomps the ground like it owes him money.

I did the Eastside Stomp in the hallway and my mom yelled, 'What is wrong with you? You're a grown man!'

At the gym, I did the Eastside Stomp so hard, the treadmill started running away from me.

I did the Eastside Stomp in my math class, and the teacher gave me a zero for being too cool.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Eastside Stomp is the move you do when you’re so mad at life, you stomp like you just lost your favorite pizza and your dog ate your homework.

I did the Eastside Stomp in the park and got a free soda from the vendor because he thought I was a rock star.

I did the Eastside Stomp in my sleep and woke up with a sore foot and a confused dog.

At the bus stop, I did the Eastside Stomp so loud, the bus driver honked at me like I was a kid who didn’t pay attention.

by Slangipedia 14d ago