Eastside Juice

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Eastside Juice is E&J brandy, the cheap drunk version of fancy liquor. It’s what poor kids drink when they can’t afford real alcohol.

My cousin drank Eastside Juice out of a soda can at 2 a. m.

I tried to impress my crush with Eastside Juice, and it backfired.

My mom said Eastside Juice is the only thing she can afford to get drunk on.

Eastside Juice is the liquid version of a hood rat’s soul. It’s what you drink when you’re too broke for real alcohol and too proud to admit it.

I drank Eastside Juice until my tongue turned blue.

My brother called me a crybaby because I spilled Eastside Juice on my shirt.

Eastside Juice was the only thing I could afford after I got kicked out of my house.

Eastside Juice is the cheapest, nastiest, and most glorious drink you can ever have. It’s the drink of kings… if the kings were broke and drunk.

I got so wasted on Eastside Juice that I cried in my math class.

My friend’s dog drank Eastside Juice and got dizzy.

Eastside Juice was the only thing I could afford after I lost my job.