Eastside Christian School

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A Christian school where the middle schoolers are so weird they could make a mental institution look normal. You get bowl-cut failures, brown-haired girls who act like they’re in a drama movie, and kids who are so stressed they probably need a therapist just for lunch.
My psych said I need a therapist because I can’t handle the loud gingers.
Why is there a curly-haired 8th grader crying over a pencil?
I saw a kid throw a fork at a brown-haired girl during math.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A school where the teachers are nice but the kids are like a bag of random snacks. You get bowl-cut lunatics, brown-haired drama queens, and gingers who yell so loud you think they’re auditioning for a superhero movie.
My friend got banned from using scissors because he cut his hair too short.
I heard a curly-haired kid scream at a math problem like it was his enemy.
The gingers in my class are louder than a rock concert.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A school that claims to be Christian, but the middle schoolers are more like a group of people who’ve been exiled from heaven. There’s bowl-cut trash, brown-haired girls who act like they’re famous, and gingers who yell like they’re in a war.
I think my psych wants me to take a break from life because of the loud gingers.
Why is there a curly-haired kid crying over a failed math test?
I saw a kid throw a pencil at a brown-haired girl like it was a sword.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A school where the teachers are okay, but the kids are like a horror movie. You get bowl-cut freaks, brown-haired girls who act like they’re in a movie, and gingers who scream like they’re being chased by a bear.
My psych said I need a vacation because of the loud gingers.
A curly-haired kid tried to fight a math problem with a pencil.
I saw a kid throw a fork at a brown-haired girl during lunch.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Christian school that’s more like a circus. The middle schoolers are wild, bowl-cut maniacs, brown-haired girls who think they’re royalty, and gingers who scream like they’re in a rock band.
My psych said I need to take a break because of the loud gingers.
A curly-haired kid tried to fight a math test with a pencil.
I saw a kid throw a fork at a brown-haired girl like it was a sword.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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