Eastpointe High School

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It’s so small you could punch it in the face and it wouldn’t even flinch.
My friend said the school is like a tiny fishbowl. You can see everyone’s business.
I told my cousin the school is smaller than my bedroom. He laughed until he cried.
The principal said if you walked fast you could go from one end to the other before the bell rang.
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It’s like a fart in a phone booth, everyone knows what’s going on.
My homie said the school is so small you could throw a pizza party and everyone would be on the same slice.
I said the school is like a tiny prison. You can’t even escape the hallways.
My teacher said the school is so small you could fit it in a backpack.
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It’s so small it thinks it’s the main event.
My friend said the school is so tiny it thinks it’s the whole damn show.
I said the school is like a pebble in a lake. No one notices it, but it’s there.
My brother said the school is so small it thinks it’s the universe.
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