Eastpointe

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A tiny suburb of Detroit that’s so boring it makes your mom’s cooking sound exciting. The only thing worth doing is going to National Coney Island, which is technically in Roseville, so you’re just driving around in circles.

My cousin moved to Eastpointe and now his life is just beer pong and hookah.

I went to Eastpointe last night and all I did was buy a hot dog and felt sad.

If you're not eating, you're not living in Eastpointe.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A slang term for weed, named after a line from Big Boi that sounds like he’s just asking for a bag of chips and a drink.

My friend said, 'I’m finna go to Eastpointe and some some dank.' I just rolled my eyes and took a hit.

At the party, everyone was smoking Eastpointe and I was the only one who didn’t know what it was.

My mom started calling her weed 'Eastpointe' and now I just roll my eyes at her.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

It’s so tiny it’s like a side dish to a burger, and you’re just there to make the rest of Detroit look bad.

Eastpointe is like the little brother of Detroit, and it’s always trying to act cool.

I drove through Eastpointe and it was like I just blinked and missed the whole city.

If Eastpointe had a personality, it would be a teenager who only knows how to text and complain.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago