Eastpak

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A tiny bunch of people in Marin County who act like idiots every day. They wear Eastpak backpacks because they think it makes them look cool. They dance like fools to hyphy and club techno and don’t care if people laugh at them.
My cousin is an Eastpak. He once broke a chair doing the hyphy dance.
At the park, I saw three Eastpaks doing the robot to club techno. It was embarrassing.
My teacher said Eastpaks are the reason why Marin County is so loud.
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The backpack every loser in school wears on one shoulder because they think it makes them look tough. It’s just a bag. Everyone has one. But Eastpak is the brand that losers pick.
My friend wears his Eastpak on his left shoulder like it’s a badge of honor.
I tried to be cool by wearing an Eastpak, but I just looked like a dork.
My mom said I should have bought a nicer backpack instead of an Eastpak.
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