Easton The Beach Boy

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A fancy way to say Easton is a total legend or a number so big it makes your brain explode
"That party had 500 people. Easton was there. That’s not a number, that’s an Easton."
I ate 10 pizzas. That’s not a lot. That’s a Easton.
My mom said I was grounded for a year. That’s not time. That’s a Easton.
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A way to say Easton is the king or a number so huge it’s like a mountain of trash
"That game was 100 hours long. That’s not time. That’s a Easton."
He drank 100 energy drinks. That’s not a lot. That’s a Easton.
I had to do 100 push-ups. That’s not exercise. That’s a Easton.
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A word that means Easton is the best or a number so big it’s like a giant f***ing taco
"That pizza was 50 slices. That’s not a lot. That’s a Easton."
He did 100 sit-ups. That’s not exercise. That’s a Easton.
That concert had 1000 people. That’s not a crowd. That’s a Easton.
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