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The person who will make you laugh until you cry even when your life is a dumpster fire. They believe in you so hard they might punch the universe to make your dreams come true.
You text them 'I failed my math test' and they reply 'You failed? I failed the entire concept of math.'
They show up at your door with pizza and a speech about how you're the next Einstein.
You're crying in the hallway and they yell 'Don’t you dare fail me!'
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The kind of person who will cheer for you even if you’re being an idiot. They’ll throw you a parade just to keep you happy.
You mess up a big project and they send you a meme of a dancing horse with the caption 'You're still my hero.'
They throw you a surprise party at school just because you forgot your lunch.
You say you’re going to quit and they yell 'You’re not quitting! I’ll quit with you!'
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The person who will go to extreme lengths to make sure you’re happy. They might even curse the gods for you.
You’re stuck in traffic and they send you a text that says 'I will summon a unicorn to free you.'
They draw you a comic about how they’re fighting the school principal to save your grades.
They text you during a test: 'If you fail, I will fail with you. No questions asked.'
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