easton panasuk

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A tiny, pink, hairless faggot who cries when he can't do push-ups. He's so weak, he probably needs a juice box to survive.

Easton Panasuk is like a baby giraffe. Small, sad, and useless.

He tried to do a cartwheel and fell flat on his face. Classic Easton.

He asked me if he could borrow my lunch. I said no. He cried.

A little faggot who thinks he's tough, but he's just a shrimp with no balls. He's the reason the school got a new gym.

He tried to fight me. I let him. He ran away. I didn't even break a sweat.

He told me he was going to beat me up. Then he passed out from anxiety.

He challenged me to a duel. I showed up. He didn't.

A faggot so small, he thinks he's a mouse. He's the worst athlete ever. He should be dead.

He tried to play basketball. He missed every shot. He looked like a confused chicken.

He ran in gym class. He looked like he was being chased by a bear.

He tried to do a pull-up. He fell off the bar. He cried.