Easton High School

My kid got detention for eating a sandwich. I got a ticket for yelling at the principal.

I tried to explain the problem to the principal. She just gave me a look like she wanted to kill me.

The only thing worse than the school is the principal.

The teachers get paid well, but the students get stuck with the worst teachers and the worst policies.

The rich pay the teachers, but the students get the worst of everything.

The teachers are fine, but the school is a nightmare.

I got sent to checkmate for playing a game, but the kid who skipped class got the same punishment.

One kid gets in trouble for playing games, but the other kid who ditched school walks free.

It’s like the school doesn’t care about fairness.

The school gives you a laptop, but it’s like they’re watching you 24/7.

Every website I visit, every video I watch, they’re all recorded. It’s like they’re spying on me.

They gave us laptops so we could learn, but they’re just using them to monitor us.

Every morning, the principal says, 'Learn a lot, this is an academic institution,' and I just want to fail everything.

The principal’s speeches are so bad, they make me want to quit school.

The principal is the reason I want to fail every class.

Easton is a town for retired people who don’t know what fun is.

If you’re stuck in Easton, you’re stuck with the school and the town.

The town is for old people, and the school is for kids who have no choice.

The only fun in Easton is the movies, and even they are just a place for fights.

I went to the movies, and all I did was start a fight with some random kid.

The movies are the only place where kids can let out their anger.

The bowling alley kicks you out if you don’t bowl. I got kicked out for talking back.

The bowling alley is the worst place for kids. They don’t care about anyone.

I went to the bowling alley and got kicked out for just being there.

I was lucky and went to a house party and got drunk. The next day I was hungover and in trouble.

If you’re lucky, you might get to a house party and have fun.

The only thing better than getting drunk is getting high at a house party.

Easton is a town where nothing happens, and the school is the worst part of it all.

Nothing happens in Easton, and the school is the worst part of that.

If you’re stuck in Easton, the school is the worst part of being stuck there.