Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The best group of humans ever. They are so hot they could melt your face off. They are like a candy bar made of heaven and your childhood dreams.

Just saw an Eastman and my brain exploded

My crush is an Eastman and I am now a walking zombie

Eastman walked by and I forgot how to breathe

2

A man who lives off women like they are free pizza and he is the hungriest person on earth.

Eastman eats women for breakfast

He’s like a vampire but for women

He’s the reason my ex is now a ghost

3

Eastman is when you hit someone with your dick so hard they go to sleep and don’t wake up for a week.

He hit me so hard I fell into a coma

My friend got a dick slap and cried like a baby

Eastman is the reason I still have a headache

4

When you catch a friend’s butt without pants and it’s like a surprise party you didn’t sign up for.

I saw my friend’s butt and screamed like a monster

My friend had no pants on and I was confused

I walked in and saw the truth and ran away

5

The beard that is so awesome it could make a beard jealous and start a fight.

That beard is legendary

He walks in and the room gasps

That beard is like a superhero

6

The guy who made photos but hated being in them like a kid who loves candy but gets sent to time-out.

He made photos but hated being in them

He was the king of photos but hated being seen

He was like a chef who hated tasting his own food

7

The Eastman Effect is when a homeless guy yells 'you're gay' at you and you have to give him $20 or he'll follow you home and yell more.

He called me gay and I gave him $20

I ran away but he followed me

He's the reason I have no money and no dignity