Eastleigh College

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A sixth form college in Eastleigh that’s full of chavs and turns out hairdressers named Chelsea and Charmain. Some good people there who do computing and have stupid nicknames.

"Eastleigh College is like the chav version of a sixth form college. It’s full of people who think 'Chelsea' is a proper name."

My cousin went there and now she calls everyone 'Charmain' for no reason.

I did computing there and my nickname was 'The Banger' because I ate a sausage every lunchtime.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A college with the worst WiFi ever. You’d get a signal if you were lucky and stood on a ladder.

"Eastleigh College WiFi is like trying to get a signal through a brick wall while wearing socks."

I tried to watch a video and it took 10 minutes to load. I gave up and cried.

My phone said 'no connection' even though I was right next to the router.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A college that blocks everything. No adblockers. No extensions. Just you and the ads screaming in your face.

"Eastleigh College’s network is like a prison for adblockers. You can’t even install one."

I tried to use adblocker and it got blocked. It was like a revenge plot.

The ads were so loud I thought my phone was going to explode.

by Slangipedia 14d ago