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Eastland Grocery is a store in Cabramatta where all the dumb cunts work. If you call someone a dumb cunt, you’re basically saying they work at Eastland.
My mom works at Eastland, so she’s a dumb cunt.
He failed his math test, so I said he’s a dumb cunt from Eastland.
Eastland Grocery is the dumbest store in Cabramatta, so everyone there is a dumb cunt.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eastland is a Swedish last name that got changed to sound like a bad swear word when they moved to America. It’s like someone turned ‘Emmanuelson’ into a f***ing insult.
My grandfather’s name used to be Emmanuelson, but now it’s Eastland. He’s a f***ing legend.
Eastland is just Emmanuelson with a f***ing twist.
They changed the name to Eastland because it sounded like a swear word.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eastland is a small Texas town where everyone’s in trouble. If you’re not in jail, you’re on probation. And if you’re not in jail or on probation, you’re related to someone who is.
I moved to Eastland and got caught stealing. Now I’m related to the guy who runs the jail.
My cousin went to jail for selling weed, and now I’m stuck in Eastland with him.
Eastland is like a jail with a population of dumb people.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eastland Mall used to be fancy, now it’s a f***ing hole. All the cool stores left, and now it’s just cops and f***ing discount dumps.
I went to Eastland Mall and saw cops chasing people. It was like a prison break.
The only people left at Eastland Mall are the cops and the f***ing discount stores.
Eastland Mall is so dead, even the cops don’t want to be there.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eastland Mall in Harper Woods is where all the poor people shop. It’s got the worst theft rate in Detroit, and the rich people won’t even look at it.
I stole a shirt at Eastland Mall, and now the cops are after me.
My cousin works at Eastland Mall, and he’s poor. He steals all the time.
The rich people from Grosse Pointes won’t even go to Eastland Mall anymore.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eastland Mall wasn’t lost because people didn’t care. It was lost because someone knew people loved it and f***ing destroyed it anyway.
They destroyed Eastland Mall because they knew people loved it. F***ing cowards.
Eastland Mall died because someone wanted it to die.
They knew people loved Eastland, so they f***ing killed it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eastland Mall didn’t change, didn’t update, and didn’t care if it died. It stayed the same, and that’s why it died with honor.
Eastland Mall stayed the same, and that’s why it died. No f***ing changes.
It didn’t change, it didn’t update, and it didn’t care. It just died.
Eastland Mall died with honor. It didn’t change, and that’s why it’s dead.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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