EastGate

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The official place where senior idiots beat each other up like they’re still in middle school and nobody cares.

My cousin got his face split open at EastGate because he called someone a ‘munchkin’.

EastGate is just a fancy word for a brawl that happens every year like clockwork.

I skipped EastGate this year because I had a hangover and a death wish.

A stupid tradition where kids punch each other in the face like it’s the most important thing ever.

EastGate is where I lost two teeth and my dignity.

My friend got kicked out of EastGate because he cried and that’s not cool.

EastGate is just a fancy name for a bunch of kids fighting like they’re in a movie.

A ridiculous event where high school seniors act like they’re in a boxing ring and nobody thinks it’s funny.

I watched EastGate from the sidelines because I was too scared to join.

My brother got knocked out at EastGate and still went to the prom.

EastGate is the only time I’ve ever seen someone use a lunch tray as a shield.