Eastfield Academy

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The school where your kid gets yelled at like a dog for doing nothing. Send them here if you want them to be a legend at getting roasted daily.
My kid got called a failure for not wearing the right shirt. Classic Eastfield.
I sent my kid here so they could learn how to scream from the bottom of their lungs.
My kid said they were going to sleep. The group holder said they were going to cry.
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The school where your kid becomes a legend in getting cursed by the group holder. It's the best school if you want your child to be famous for being the worst.
My kid was told they were the worst by the group holder. I'm proud.
They said my kid was a disgrace. I said they were a disgrace for saying that.
My kid didn't do anything wrong. The group holder said they were a disappointment.
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The school where your kid gets the worst treatment from the group holder. It's like a prison for kids who don't know how to behave.
My kid got yelled at for not being in the right place. I got yelled at for sending them there.
The group holder said my kid was a disaster. I said they were a disaster for being there.
My kid didn't do anything. The group holder said they were a waste of space.
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