Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

People who think they're better than the west but are actually total duds

My cousin said he's better than me because he's from the east. He failed algebra.

My friend bragged about being an easterner until he got called a chump at lunch.

He tried to say he's from the east but got laughed out of the cafeteria.

2

A weird group of kids who dye their hair 8 colors and repeat stupid phrases like they're on a loop

She dyed her hair red, gold, and purple and kept saying 'cheebye' at the top of her lungs.

He said 'hong gan' while eating a burger and it was so stupid it made me cry.

They all chanted 'lanjiao' in the middle of the mall like they were trying to summon a demon.

3

A school that's way overrated and everyone thinks they're cool just because they got in

I got into Eastern and now I have to deal with AP kids who think they're the best.

My friend thought he was special because he got in, but he failed math.

Everyone acts like they're famous, but they're just average kids who got lucky.

4

A dry, dusty part of Oregon with cowboys, guns, and people who hate the rain

Eastern Oregon is so dry, you could probably fry an egg on the ground.

People there wear guns like they're fashion accessories.

They vote conservative and eat meat for every meal.

5

A church that thinks it's the oldest and most important one, even though it's just another religion

They act like they're the original church, but everyone knows they're just old.

They have fancy traditions, but they're still just a church.

They say they're the best, but they're just pretending.

6

A boring school full of white kids who think they're the best and cheat a lot

My school is super white and everyone thinks they're better than everyone else.

The teachers love AP kids and hate everyone else.

They cheat so much, I think the school is a fraud.

7

A super moral woman who is everywhere and does good deeds, but no one really knows who she is

My neighbor is a member of the Eastern Star and she's always helping people.

She's like the mom of the church and she's super cool.

She's not a witch or a cult member, just a really good person.