Eastern Washington University

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A school where you get butt-fucked multiple times a day. Frat boys and white trash rule the place. Most guys are morons, and only some girls are smart and hot. The rest are just brain-dead and don’t care about learning. It’s more like a community college with a bad reputation.

I got rammed in the ass during lunch. Again. Why do I go here? #EWU

My roommate’s a wigger and thinks he’s the king of the frat. I laugh every time he talks.

I’m not even trying to pass my classes. I just want to survive this place.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A big school in Cheney that gives you a degree for not much cash. Their sports teams are insane. You’ll get a good education and watch some of the best games ever. It’s the best deal in the state for a real college experience.

I paid less than my cousin for a degree. He went to a real college. I went to EWU and saved money.

The basketball team is wild. I’m a fan for life.

I got my degree for almost nothing. Best investment ever.

by Slangipedia 14d ago