Eastern View High School

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Eastern View High School is a school in Culpeper, Virginia, that fights with Culpeper County High School like a bunch of angry crows. Their mascot is the cyclones, which is the worst mascot ever and makes no sense.
EVHS is the school that fights CCHS every year like they’re enemies from another dimension.
The cyclones mascot is so bad it should be banned from sports forever.
EVHS and CCHS have a rivalry that’s more intense than a middle schoolers’ crush.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eastern View High School is a school in Virginia that started in 2008 after two years of construction. It has about 1,200 students who probably wish they were somewhere else.
EVHS opened in 2008 and it took two years to build, which is longer than a kid’s attention span.
The school has 1,200 students who all want to be somewhere else right now.
If EVHS was a person, it would have a bad attitude and a long memory.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eastern View High School is a school that has way too many sports teams, including wrestling, track, and field hockey. They fight with CCHS every year and it’s the worst thing ever.
EVHS has more sports teams than a kid has excuses for not doing homework.
They have wrestling, track, and field hockey, which is way too many sports for one school.
The rivalry between EVHS and CCHS is like a middle schoolers’ crush but way worse.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eastern View High School has a head principal named Mr. Roger Mello, who has been there since the school opened in 2008. He probably has no idea why the mascot is the cyclones.
Mr. Roger Mello has been the principal since 2008 and still doesn’t know why the mascot is the cyclones.
EVHS’s principal is still there after all these years and probably hates the mascot.
Mr. Roger Mello is the only person who still remembers why the school opened in the first place.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eastern View High School is in the Battlefield district of Virginia and it has a rivalry game with CCHS every year. The game is pre-season and they use the money for charity, which is probably just a fancy way of saying they’re broke.
EVHS and CCHS have a rivalry game every year, and it’s basically a charity scam.
The pre-season game between EVHS and CCHS is just a fancy way of saying they’re broke.
The rivalry game is the only thing keeping these schools from going bankrupt.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eastern View High School has lots of sports teams like football, basketball, and baseball. They probably have more sports than a kid has energy for.
EVHS has football, basketball, baseball, and more sports than a kid has energy for.
They have wrestling, track, and field hockey, which is way too many sports for one school.
If you go to EVHS, you’re probably going to be tired from all the sports.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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