Eastern time faggot

A brain-dead twerp who yells out the date before anyone else just because he lives in the eastern time zone. It’s like he thinks he’s the first person to ever notice the time.

A faggot who thinks he’s special because he gets to know the date earlier. He acts like it’s a big deal when it’s just him being a self-centered idiot.

A brainless piece of trash who announces the date before everyone else. It’s like he thinks he’s the king of the time zone and everyone else is a peasant.