Eastern Tech

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Eastern Tech is a school that thinks it's the best, but it's just full of stuck-up kids who think they're special. Everyone there is fake, and you'll probably end up dating a Filipino because they're the only ones who aren't total losers.
I got into Eastern Tech, and now I have to pretend I'm smart just to survive.
My friend got into Eastern Tech, and now he thinks he's better than me because he took AP classes.
I dated a Filipino from Eastern Tech, and I still think they're the best part of that school.
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Eastern Tech is a white school with a few black kids who act like they're cool. The teachers hate you unless you're in AP. Everyone fights over who's the most popular, and the only thing people care about is football.
My teacher at Eastern Tech said I’d be homeless if I didn’t take AP. I took AP, and I still ended up in the hallway crying.
I tried to join the soccer team, and no one even noticed.
My friend’s principal only cares about football, and he even let the football team cheat on the math test.
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Eastern Tech is where we all pretend to be smart, even though we're not. The teachers are mean, the classes are boring, and no one even goes on field trips. Everyone just wants to go back to their old school.
I went to Eastern Tech for a year and still don’t know why I was even there.
My friend tried to act like he was cool by bringing Yu-Gi-Oh cards to lunch, and it didn’t work.
The teachers at Eastern Tech make us do so much homework that I think I’m going to fail.
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Eastern Tech has these magnets that make everything more complicated. They use computers to make art, hack computers, and draw circles. It’s like they’re trying to impress everyone.
I took IT at Eastern Tech, and I had to hack a computer just to get out of class.
My friend took engineering and just drew circles on a computer for an entire year.
They make art on computers, but it still looks like a kid drew it.
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Eastern Tech is a school that thinks it's the best, but it's full of jocks, potheads, and drunk sluts who think they're cool. The principal hides all the cheating so the school looks good.
I went to Eastern Tech, and all the guys were jocks or potheads.
The girls at Eastern Tech are all drunk sluts who think they’re hot.
The principal at Eastern Tech lets everyone cheat, and no one even notices.
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Eastern Tech is the worst school ever. Everyone there thinks they're better than you. The teachers are bitches, and the principal lies about how good we are. It’s the most gay school in the county.
The teachers at Eastern Tech are all bitches who think we’re dumb.
The principal at Eastern Tech lies about how good we are.
Everyone at Eastern Tech thinks they're better than me, and I'm just trying to survive.
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Eastern Tech is a school full of stuck-up preps and potheads who think they're cool. The girls are ugly, the guys are all jocks or alcohols, and no one even goes to parties.
My friend went to Eastern Tech, and he's still a pothead.
The girls at Eastern Tech are all sluts or nerds who are too ugly to be cool.
I went to a party and the only people there were from Eastern Tech.
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