eastern star

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A woman who has more morals than your dad and more community involvement than your mom. She’s your neighbor, your church mom, your professor, your aunt, and she’s definitely not a devil worshiper. She’s also not in a cult, she’s just really into secrets and being the best version of herself.
My Eastern Star neighbor once donated $500 to my church just because she felt like it.
My professor is an Eastern Star and she gives the best advice during exams.
My aunt joined the Eastern Star and now she knows more secrets than my mom.
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When your mom-in-law gives you a hand job so hard it feels like she’s trying to give you a new life.
My mom-in-law gave me a hand job so intense I almost got a new job.
At the family reunion, my mom-in-law gave me a hand job and I nearly passed out.
My mom-in-law said it was just a hand job, but I swear she was trying to take my soul.
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