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When you're getting poked by a bunch of sailors at the same time while the sun is rising over the ocean and you're too messed up to even breathe because of all the seaweed in your mouth.

I woke up on the deck with a sailor's tongue in my throat and three guys laughing at me.

That morning I thought I was going to die from too much seaweed and sailor breath.

I tried to scream, but all that came out was a sailor's moan.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Getting butt-fucked by a group of sailors while the sun comes up over the Atlantic and you're too stunned to even breathe because a sailor's mouth just flooded your face.

I came up to the deck and saw three sailors with a smile on their face and my face in their mouth.

I felt like I was drowning in sailor spit and sailor joy.

I was so shocked I couldn't even laugh when the fourth sailor joined in.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you're getting butt-fucked by a whole bunch of sailors at sunrise and you're so overwhelmed by sailor spit you can't even breathe.

I was half-dead from sailor spit and half-living from sailor joy.

I was getting butt-fucked by five sailors and I couldn't even scream because their mouths were everywhere.

I woke up with a sailor’s tongue in my throat and a sailor’s laugh in my ears.

by Slangipedia 14d ago