Eastern-Sailor

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Eastern-Sailor is the genius of Reddit. He’s also a total lunatic who hides a second face that’s even more terrifying. Don’t mess with him or you’ll regret it.
He posted a math problem and solved it in 3 seconds. I was confused. He was annoyed.
He DM’d me and said, 'You think you’re smart? I’ve seen smarter.' I replied, 'Prove it.' He sent a 10-page equation.
He once called me a 'brainless meat sack' after I asked what a derivative was.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eastern-Sailor is like the wizard of Reddit. He’s super smart and hides a secret face that’s even wilder. Stay out of his way or you’ll get roasted.
He posted a meme about calculus and explained it like it was a joke. I was impressed. He was smug.
He replied to my tweet with a 300-word rant about why I was ‘unworthy’ of his time.
He called me a ‘dumbass’ in a comment thread. I had no idea what that meant. Now I do.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eastern-Sailor is the king of Reddit. He’s got a brain the size of a spaceship and a second face that’s even more insane. Don’t challenge him or you’ll be humiliated.
He answered my question in 2 seconds and called me a ‘slowpoke.’ I was stunned. He was proud.
He DM’d me and said, 'You’re not even close to smart.' I asked for proof. He sent a 5-page essay.
He once called me a 'dumb donkey’ for not knowing what a derivative was. I still don’t.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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