Eastern Promise

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An Eastern Promise is a guy who kicks your ass so hard while completely naked you think you’ve been attacked by a naked demon.
My cousin tried to be cool and showed off his Eastern Promise skills, now he’s got a black eye and a bruised ego.
I saw a guy in the park doing his Eastern Promise thing, he looked like he was fighting a ghost.
My dog tried to be an Eastern Promise, he bit the mailman and got a ticket.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eastern Promise is when someone takes off all their clothes and hits you with their feet like they're trying to kill you.
My neighbor did an Eastern Promise in the middle of the street, he scared the kids and the mailman.
At the gym, the guy next to me did an Eastern Promise, I think he broke the treadmill.
My little brother tried to be an Eastern Promise, he just tripped and fell.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eastern Promise is when you strip down to your birthday suit and kick someone’s ass so hard you make them cry.
My dad did an Eastern Promise on my uncle, it was like watching a wrestling match with no rules.
At the party, my friend tried to be an Eastern Promise, he just kicked the couch and got a bruise.
My grandma did an Eastern Promise on the neighbor, now the neighbor has a new nickname.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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