Eastern Orthodox

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A fancy name for the same church that hasn’t changed its mind since the 1st century. It’s the oldest church in the world, and it’s still stuck in the past.
My grandma said the Orthodox Church is the only church that hasn’t gone crazy yet.
I joined because I needed a church that didn’t have a Pope.
My brother says it’s the only church that still knows how to pray properly.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Catholic Church, but with more beards and less drama. It’s like the Catholic Church’s older, bearded cousin.
My priest has a beard so long, he could start a band.
The Orthodox priest at my uncle’s wedding looked like he stepped out of a history book.
I think they just let the beard grow because they forgot to shave.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The church that’s so stuck up, it thinks it’s the only one that matters. It’s full of rich guys who never left their fancy schools.
My friend’s dad went to Harvard and now he’s a priest.
The Orthodox Church is like the rich kid who still thinks he’s the best at school.
They act like they’re better than everyone else just because they’re old and fancy.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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