eastern moon

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It’s a fancy way to call rice wine. It’s like the east’s version of a drunk whisper, and it’s way better than your sad excuse for a beer.

My aunt drank eastern moon and said she could marry the moon itself.

My cousin called it eastern moon because he thought it was a love potion.

My dad drank eastern moon and started talking to the fridge.

Eastern moon is rice wine. It’s the east’s way of saying ‘I’m wasted and I’m proud of it.’

My friend’s mom drank eastern moon and tried to dance with the neighbor’s dog.

My brother called eastern moon the ‘drunk moon’ because it made him sleepy.

My cousin drank eastern moon and said the moon was his cousin.

Eastern moon is rice wine. It’s like the east’s version of a hangover in a bottle, and it’s way more magical than your sad excuses for wine.

My grandma said eastern moon was the only thing that could calm her down after a fight.

My friend drank eastern moon and said he could speak to ghosts.

My mom drank eastern moon and started singing opera at the dinner table.