eastern medicine

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 4d ago · 3 definitions

it's like magic for your body but with more yelling and less actual magic

My grandma says it's the only thing that will make my headaches go away and stop me from yelling at the TV

My friend tried eastern medicine and now he's whispering spells to his plants

I tried it and my back felt better, but my mom still thinks I'm a fraud

it's like therapy but with more weird stuff and less talking

My cousin did a session with a guy who smells like old socks and now he thinks he's a dragon

My teacher tried it and now she's talking to her coffee like it's a friend

I tried it and my anxiety went away, but my sister still thinks I'm crazy

it's like a gym but for your soul and your sanity

My neighbor went to eastern medicine and now he thinks he can levitate

My brother tried it and now he's arguing with his shadow

I went and now I think my soul is doing push-ups