Eastern Mass

I don’t even know what the question was, but I’m gonna say ‘Eastern Mass’ just to be safe.

He walked into the room and said, ‘I’m from Eastern Mass, so I know everything.’

She started a fight over a typo in a text that said ‘Eastern Mass’ instead of ‘Eastern Mass’.

He texted me ‘I’m still relevant’ five times in one day. I blocked him.

She tried to start a trend by wearing a hat that said ‘Eastern Mass’ and no one cared.

He said, ‘I’m not irrelevant, I’m just misunderstood.’ Then he said ‘Eastern Mass’ again.

I saw the ghost in the hallway and it said, ‘I’m from Eastern Mass, and I’m still here.’

He tried to haunt the principal’s office but got kicked out for being too irrelevant.

She said the ghost was her ex and it said, ‘I’m not relevant, I’m just here.’

He laughed at the joke and then said, ‘I’m from Eastern Mass, so I know the punchline.’

She told the joke and no one laughed because she was too irrelevant.

He said, ‘I didn’t get the joke, but I’m still relevant.’ Then he said ‘Eastern Mass’ again.

The old principal got fired because he kept saying ‘Eastern Mass’ in meetings.

She started a rumor that the principal was from Eastern Mass and he got transferred.

He said, ‘I’m not irrelevant, I’m just here to make the principal leave.’

The vending machine broke because it was too busy thinking about Eastern Mass.

She tried to buy a snack and the machine said, ‘I’m from Eastern Mass, so I won’t work.’

He said, ‘I’m not irrelevant, I’m just making the vending machine work harder.’