eastern kentucky grandma

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A woman who looks like she crawled out of a trash can and started yelling at kids. She had babies before she could legally drink. She sounds like a gravel truck and screams at her grandkids like they owe her money.
She yelled at my cousin for spilling soda on her couch. 'I had six kids on a diet of crack and potato chips!' she screamed.
She told my brother he was 'a disgrace to the family' for wearing pants inside out.
She called my dad 'a lazy piece of trash' for not mowing the lawn.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A grandma who looks like she was hit by a bus and then dipped in paint. She had kids before she could legally drink and still acts like she's the boss of everyone. She yells so loud you can hear her in the next county.
She yelled at my sister for eating cereal for dinner. 'I ate cereal for dinner and I had a baby!' she said.
She told my mom she was 'a failure' for not cleaning the house.
She screamed at my uncle for not wearing socks. 'I wore socks when I was 12!' she yelled.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A woman who looks like she got run over by a truck and then tried to take a nap. She had babies before she could legally drink and still thinks she's the most important person in the room. She yells at her grandkids like they're in trouble.
She yelled at me for not doing my homework. 'I had six kids and I still passed algebra!' she said.
She told my cousin he was 'a disgrace to the family' for not wearing a shirt.
She screamed at my brother for eating pizza for breakfast. 'I ate pizza for breakfast and I had a baby!' she yelled.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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